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The Monkey
There is a monkey and he is having a blast
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Prologue: Monkeying About

The Monkey, whose name is Robert Shebra. Office

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Chapter 1:

he dies

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Chapter 2: The Prodigal Son

After the passing of his father, Jeremy Shebra takes up the mantle of Bolognese Master of New York. He fails miserably and dies too :(

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Chapter 3: Eternal Damnation

Write. Write, they say. As if it is that easy. These monkeys, these characters, they mean the world to me. My heart died with them. My soul. I yearn for happiness after their deaths, yet no light shines into my empty cavern chest.

I sit in my chair, in this empty barren kitchen, my heart weighed down by the fact that they have left this world. I yearn to follow them.

Then—

Out of the darkness, out of the despair, appears a pink nosed raccoon.

He looks at me, claw outstretched, beckoning me to his side, and something inside me lightens. Unravels, come undone, and I feel happy. I feel at peace. Even with the loss of my two best friends, I feel hopeful. For the first time in years.

I take his claw in mine, and I walk, with a bowl of Bolognese, into the sunset.

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the sun burns me to death.

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Chapter 4: Ring-a-Ding Dong

The embers of war have ravaged the earth since the dawn of mankind, and monkeys are not exempt from this society crumbling concept. In the year 1986, monkeys

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Chapter 5: Unexpected Item in Bagging Area

Please remove unwanted item from bagging area.

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Chapter 6: Crimson Blood

Jebediah Shebra II, grandson of Jeremy Shebra, died in his sleep :(

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Chapter 8: sex

Oooh sex ooh yeah whooo yeah okay ooh yeah!

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Chapter 9: Dance of Damnation (Finale)

Smoke arises from nowhere, a shadowy figure appears. The figure dissipates the smoke around him. To the chagrin of all, it is the very much alive, Robert Shebra. Office!