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ashleykay
Before anything else, I am struggling.
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Prose Challenge of the Week #30: It's Independence Day and the aliens have invaded. You have one chance to save the planet by describing to them what Independence means. Share that speech with us. The winner will be chosen based on a number of criteria, this includes: fire, form, and creative edge. Number of reads, bookmarks, and shares will also be taken into consideration. The winner will receive $100. When sharing to Twitter, please use the hashtag #ProseChallenge
ashleykay

Greetings from us Earthlings

Believe me when I say we come in peace. I don't know any aliens personally, but I understand you. Destroy All Humans 2 was once of my favorite video games, and I watch movies all the time with aliens in them, and I have to tell you, I hate how aliens are always considered the bad guy! You know, sometimes I think I'm an alien, on the inside. I have the soul of an extraterrestrail. Especially you. You are good aliens. Not like the ones you hear about probing people, but there are bad humans, too. 

Independence is being free from authority, but in the American sense, it means that you are not constantly impinged by authority. It means you are allowed to think you are free, and are given enough rights to make you think you can do anything, so long as what you want to do contends with a legal system that uses morality as get-out-of-jail-free card for the guilty, while frequently putting the innocent in jail or making someone lose years of their life for a drug charge, while a man rapes a drunk woman and only gets a few months.

Believe me, ETs. We mean you no harm. We're only interested in hurting ourselves. 

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Prose Challenge of the Week #29: Write a piece of micropoetry consisting entirely of onomatopoeia/alliteration on humanity or inhumanity. The winner will be chosen based on a number of criteria, this includes: fire, form, and creative edge. Number of reads, bookmarks, and shares will also be taken into consideration. The winner will receive $100. When sharing to Twitter, please use the hashtag #ProseChallenge
ashleykay

Reliefer Recipes

Waiting for welfare,

Reinventing ramen for breakfast

Soup on a sandwich for lunch

Stale snackbars for supper