Do not think

These ones are weak.

You might feel,

It's pleasurable, with zeal.

An attempt to leave,

An outcome so bleak,

Fails as they stay strong,

So yes - you are wrong!

Your schadenfreude,

Is really not just,

Despite this appearance

Of cattywampus.

Like laundry coins,

I put into the machine,

That washes the clothes,

And spins it dry,

I told my friend,

How I encountered the eater,

That took my money,

And never sent postcards.

One day,

I plan to pay with

M&Ms.