A piece of really sound advice is, 

if you start to have a crisis, 

is to take a breathe and listen 

to the the things I have to say.

There are many different problems, 

you don't always have to solve them, 

you can take a shot and miss it, 

you can learn to seize the day.

You can take a job and love it, 

if you hate it you can leave. 

You don't have to try to flaunt, 

loud is rarely ever bold.

And I should take the time to mention 

that a big point of contention, 

will be doing what you want

versus the things that you are told.

Valerie vexed vicious villagers.

Villagers visualized violating Valerie. 

Valerie visited vulnerable villagers. 

Violence. 

Victims.

Victory. 

White             Human

Black              Human

Asian              Human 

Latino            Human

Christian        Human

Muslim          Human

Gay                Human

Straight          Human

Man               Human

Woman          Human 

If you go down Misery Lane and take a left at the end, you'll find a big black house.

If your name is Opportunity, knock for 35 years. If no one answers, you're at the right place.

If you walk inside and the floor is made of eggshells, that means he's home, and that means you should leave. 

If you can't leave, be quiet. This isn't a fucking zoo.