Before I had an MRI, I had to fill out several pages of paperwork. The questionnaire asked, “Have you ever had any problems with anesthesia?”

I wrote, “No. But one time, in the operating room before surgery, the doctor was holding my head in his hands just before I went unconscious from the anesthesia and my eyes rolled back into my head and I said to him, “I’m going into the Light now.”

The scientific principle of resonance is defined as the increase in the amplitude of the oscillation of one system exposed to a periodic force whose frequency is equal to or nearly the same as the frequency of another system. This principle can be demonstrated easily. For example: when two violins are in a room together and they are tuned the same - if you pluck the G string on one violin, the G string on the violin across the room will vibrate.

The same principle of resonance occurs when you offer twenty dollars to pluck the G string on stripper, another stripper across the room will give you the same deal.

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Many people are skeptical about self-help and motivational material, but it really works. Five years ago, I bought Tony Robbins Personal Power program on CD. I left the CDs in my car, and then someone stole my car. Today, that guy runs the biggest chain of illegal chop shops in the United States!

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Look, an fMRI of a brain

reading Finnegans Wake.

I tried and acquitted

to read it in Braille,

and seizured the dei -

provided propaganda

before it was a pejorative:

a nonce sense book

unlike Borges’ Quixote short.

I see

Up and through

out

And to

return again

to the leafscape silhouette

of mammoth oaks

full of starshine

tiny bright

bluems

plucked by my eyes

from the indigo heavens,

a winter harvest of skylights

in the trees

tonight.