Telephones

Ringing with telegrams

I answered and received

A body slam

Bubble gum used

To fix a cracked dam

Rhymes grown wired

Sexy and funky, smeared

Like mushroom toe jam

Enjoy chocolate milkshakes

With a juicy rare rack of lamb

Please stand here while I give you

A close glove inspection body scan

I love sticking my beef hotdog

Inside her tuna clam

Honey glazed pineapple blazed

Smacking that glistening ham

Make sure to stream it

On your webcam

Clicked on the link

But those penis pills

were a total scam

Bamboozled

Hoodwinked

Duped, a sour hopeful sham

Now you're salty

like canned spam

Rambunctious conundrum

Rambling about

Some dumb outcome

You can try if you want

But this guy can never be outdone

Can't stop now

I'm having too much fun

Don't like what you hear

You can find the exit

By collecting the sprinkled

Cookie crumbs

Heaven is tasting your

Honey pie kitty cat sugarplum

Rivets of grandeur

Telecommunications

Static blur

Triple digits

Percentage proof liquor

Liquid licking her all over

Much

Lower

Much

Slower

Coming closer to being solar

Being filled with sexual energy

Record this image

In the banks of your memory

Every second

Minute

Hour

Even the timeless centuries

Sexy versions corrupting

My circuitry

Welcome to a written version

Of a sexy me!!

Orbiting her planet

Here

In my spacious

Long distance solitude

This synchronous rotation

Only adds to my loneliness

Watching her with a

Three hundred and sixty five

Twenty four seven obsession

Peeking around crescents

To catch a glimpse

Getting attention

By rare total momentary

Eclipse

But occasionally

I am fully exposed

To the wonderful sight

And beauty of glowing blue hues

There was a time when I

Was once part of you

You were once part of me

Now only a crash course destiny

Can bring us together

Buyer beware

Drowning in despair

Partnered with an odd pair

Please let my psychiatrist

Be there

So many voices

So many choices

So many self destructive ways

To make myself joyous

Rock oblivion bells

Smash everything to hell

Crash useless brain cells

I can hear you just fine

No need to yell

Put in restraints

With the rest of the sinners

and saints

Mouths closed but open

For complaints and debate

Absurdities created by

Drooling asylum paint

Twisted mental states

I'm single and free to date

So hit me up ladies!!!

Do you celebrate life?

Or

Do you celebrate the knife?

Maybe neither are wise?

Just maybe life

Is a back stabbing knife surprise?

The answer is in

Complete darkness

I'll decide when I see the sunrise

Negative people

Always trying to mess with

My positive vibes

Curious leaves

Riding a summer breeze

Dancing around

Unveiled mysteries

Uncovering profound

Hush hush histories

Bust a squirt of lust

Sex is the best remedy

Sexy short skirts

And

Long leg works

The sight of a lonely woman

Makes my heart hurt

I'm a nice guy

But they prefer the jerks

I guess that's the way love works

I guess being an asshole

Has its hidden perks

What do I know

I'm just a word nerd

Daydreaming he's a free bird

Rearrange the strange

Pause the page

Read the rage

Can anyone spare some change??

Stranger

With a familiar name

Danger

Beware of similar games

Only the stars

Shall know of my fame

Everybody runs inside

But I stay outside

To enjoy the rain

Enjoying what should be reclaimed

What should be renamed

And perhaps enlightenment

Will be regained

Through the sorrow

Hurt

Anguish

Torment and pain

Hydrogen hellion

Here to start a hero ridden

Rebellion

Rhyming felon fella

Busting brains melons

A style straight from

The holy heavens

360 degrees I radiate in every

Damn direction

Frivolous fancy fun fried

Fruity facts

Said simply for simpletons

Still on simple snacks

Swat with sly smacks

Are those flies flying

Around your butt crack??

Massive mallet of malice

A mini me madman mentor

Massaging the mischievous

Madness

Nightshade encrusted lips

Rituals performed

During a triple eclipse

Sip longevity elixirs

From an arcane

Babylonian chalice

Crazy careless are the master plans

That he always but really

Sometimes hatches

Sitting on a throne

Scratching bone

Touching his phone

In a gingerbread

Coca-cola frosted palace

Here's some color

A brush and a blank canvas

Go a head paint your words

Extra dimensions

Locked inside the heaven

Of your solar plexus

Seven questions presented to

Ethereal beings growing restless

True confessions

Whispered to alter your

Planetary reception

Crystal clear celestial

Communications

Direct with the Milky Way

Central nexus

Welcome to my connected

Brain matrix

Where I manipulate

Form and shape

Graffiti creations never forgetting

To sketch out

Doddle around

Throw down

Bust out the basics

Styles within styles

Creating complex variations

Meditate and shake

Supernova nirvana vibrations

Repeated practice

Leads to greatness