What do an eagle and a mole have in common?
They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
...And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and win eternal life." Instead John came fifth and won a toaster.
Although they may not be real
There skin will not peal
They swim along eating the hot dogs
The other skeletons think they are hogs
I appreciate them, bones and all
I used to dislike glitter. By 12:15 today I was quite fond of it. Three minutes later, at 12:18, I disliked it even more. Being covered in it wasn't so fun after all.
