best rap

Yes, hi. I'm here to rap.

Uh...yeah I'm so good that I can make my words appear just like that...I mean dat.

Aw hell naw, you gotta represent, betta recognize.

You best be trippin dawg, you gotta listen to these rhymes. Homie.

Fuck da police, I've been incarcerated so many times.

Actually that's a lie, an officer just yelled at me one time.

For cutting in line.

At Comic-Con '09.

Did you know I have a Master's degree in wireless data systems?

I also have a PhD in PIMPIN.

That's...dat's right.

All my ni**as in da house say HELL YEAH.

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Alright, no one said it, but no problem cuz I'm a true playa.

Ok I now realize that I'm getting dirty looks from some people around me

I can assure you, I am not a racist, nor will I ever be

In fact I have lots of black friends.

I mean African Americans.

I see, you guys don't believe me.

Ni**a please.

Ok your angry stares are kinda messin with my lyrical flow right now.

Just put the guns away.