Teacher: Hey what do you call a cow jumping a barbed wire fence?

Also Teacher: Utter destruction.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

Mom: Hey, honey how was school today?

Son: Great there was a kidnapping at school.

Mom: What? Is he ok?

Son: Oh he was fine he woke up five minutes later.

ha ha ha I am very funny .

My soul has left my body now

But please don’t be sad

We all have to leave at some point

We all know how it ends

Many die of old age

Some are stolen away

I chose to take my own life

That choice was up to me.

I’ve been very miserable

With every breath I take

It hurts to stay alive, you see

So I decided to stop that pain

I know that this will hurt you

But I hope that you move on

Just know that your baby

Can now rest in peace

So now I can finally say

What needs to be said

Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma

Good bye