There is a fine lady you should know

Who performed in a rather lewd show

She went down to the fields

To a lover she did yield

While the farmer required a new hoe.

Coming out as bi is disappointing,

at least, for my parents it was.

"Were not disappointed in you," they say,

"It's just, you want your boy to be a boy."

You mean to not be gay?

"We love you."

They do,

But my still secret boyfriend loves me too.