I'm the one who gives people advice.

I'm the one people keep around for a laugh.

I'm "Funny" and "Innocent"

"Happy" and "Cheerful"

But I only help out with their problems

Because I'm running from my own.

Sport you'll find is rather fun,

When you WATCH other people pant and run.

You see, to actually exercise

Is never quite as wise.

Football is great and all,

But at the end of the day its just people kicking a ball.

Tennis is nice enough I guess,

But all it really gives you is stress.

Baseball is kind of cool,

but I'd rather sit and watch it on a wall,

Golf! Boring to watch AND play,

So still at home I'd rather stay.

Sure, this sounds lazy,

But I think you are all crazy,

For even trying.

Sometimes I feel I don't have a partner,

No one to talk to,

No one to laugh with,

No one to trust.

Sometimes I feel lost,

No one to annoy,

No one to scare,

No one to cry with.

Sometimes I feel abandoned,

All those I love having left,

All those I love gone

All but you.

In fairy tales,

The wise always know,

Not to share what holds the power,

Known as a Name.

For many a Name is just a jumble of letters.

It is not a 'Gateway to the soul',

Or a way to control you.

It is simply a way to be known.

A way for loved ones to call you.

It is not a Name that defines you,

But the one that wields it.