Don´t worry I have you covered!

Babes,

I am sending you this letter with a parcel of things you will find handy while in prison:

A very large fruit cake with the special ingredient you like.

Several soaps (all on a rope)

Very hard handled tooth brushes

A 2´000 piece jigsaw puzzle of a picture of baked-beans.

Two books… of War & Peace/The Art of War by Sun Tzu

A dirty mag

A carton of smokes

A tube of haemorrhoid ointment

And a photo of me moving home.

NEVER contact me again, you feckin idiot!

Love Me

xxxx