TWO BEAUTIFULLY DEMENTED MINDS

Do you have one?

Have what?

A demented mind.

Ha! Not me!

Yup, you do.

How so?

It takes you ten minutes to wash four dishes.

I like clean.

You change your pillowcase every night?

Of course. I like clean.

You scrub your kitchen floor every Saturday.

I like clean. When do you scrub yours?

Hmmm, maybe once a year.

What?

I'm not gonna eat off the floor.

Still....

You scrub your tomatoes, peppers, squash....

So? I like clean. You don't scrub yours?

I rinse them and rub the dirt off.

What?

Haven't gotten sick yet.

Just wait, you'll see I'm right.

You think?

You'll see.