My Favourite Sport.

As a younger man I ran and ran, I was good at it. I cycled, vaulted, climbed, swam and ran some more.

I boxed, light welterweight and southpaw, and I was carried from the ring so many times they stitched handles onto my shorts.

I played golf then realised I was better at caddying than driving. I rode motorbikes in all weathers and I wear the scars like trophies.

But now I kick back, sup my Shiraz and watch other hopefuls as they contort their bodies and their ego's only to make complete and utter twats out of themselves. Yes.