Man Laughs at Universe, Universe Laughs Back

August 2016- A man living two miles south of Des Moines, Iowa claims to have visited the edge of the universe. Dale Wentry, 45, describes how he first encountered the wall of reality, "I was in the garage and I realized that there was a gaping dark abyss next to the spare tires are. If it was there before, I hadn't seen it till the other night." He explains that he heard what was definitely "Cosmic laughter." "I called out and asked 'what's so funny?' But all I got was a chuckle. It was definitely derisive one." Experts believe that the fabric of time had been ripping slowly for some time now, but do to some recent renovations in Dale's garage, had managed to tear the time space continuum more significantly. "We added some cabinets to keep some hubcaps." No word on whether or not his cat has returned from the other dimension.