AUTOMATIC UPGRADE

The car salesman says

'Put your left foot away,

You don't need a clutch

For the transmission to engage'

'And your left hand is free'd,

It makes it easier to steer.

Look, there's also a switch-

Turn on the radio to receive!'

And after driving awhile,

Right-brain idle, not required.

This machine has turned me

Automatic. I'm re-wired.