What I would do with $1M…

I would buy an airbike. That is exactly what it sounds like. It looks like one of those snowmobiles, but it’s actually a bike that hovers in the air like those machines in Star Wars Episode VI.

Im not much of a Star Wars fan, I only want it for myself to save money on Uber when I want to do something like visit a friend or go to a convention without having to worry about additional travel expenses.

Also, I’d spend $315,000 on Atlas Earth, because that’s how much money you must spend in order to start making $100 a day according to a YouTube video. I believe it. I’ve been using it for a year now and the app makes real money with optional purchases. Not an ad, just my experience. I can provide a referral link if you want.

You could say I should rent out an apartment but where would I find a tenant? I should ask Arnold Schwarzenegger since he started off as a landlord after realizing those bodybuilder contests alone weren’t paying the bills. That’s how he got rich. Not through Hollywood. He knew that if his career failed, he was still making money at the end of the day. That’s why he was able to make movies and take risks that others could not otherwise afford to. Because Hollywood wasn‘t a thread for him to hang on. Curtis Jackson, AKA 50 Cent, also understood the difference between fame and fortune. His music made him famous, but he knew labels would take most of his income, so he sponsored and bought stocks in VitaminWater and thus, got rich off that.

I myself am still looking for my golden ticket.

I once briefly worked at a golf course and made a lot of money through tips. I didn’t get tipped directly since I was new and only worked about 3 days, but my coworkers and I got to share evenly. Our worst day was $39 each, which is VERY good compared to what I currently do right now.

I miss that golf course. I need connections. I need rich friends, not to mooch off of, but because I’m tired of always having to help my poor friends. I like to feel like Superman, not a bank. Someday, I’ll get that Superman feeling. Unless it’s Lex Luthor’s riches, I’d love that, but I FEEL like Superman helping my friends, you get what I’m saying.

I‘m probably running away from the fact that I’m not very special for wanting to be talented in a way that I can get rich off of, which is what everyone else wants. But at least I have the courage to write about it. Maybe that’s what matters here. It’s courage. Everyone else stops themselves because they are either afraid of being similar or too different and what-not. I overthink too, but writing has made me feel better, I guess. Maybe by blowing off some steam, I can make room for that golden ticket. If anyone wants my passive income apps, feel free to message me. I’m too afraid of alienating people to post them, but I can do it publicly if people want me to. I use them all the time, and no, they are not scams. They won’t make you rich overnight, otherwise, I’d be bragging about money and lecturing people about why they can’t make a cent worth a damn like I’m their Dad or something. It’s good to earn at least one extra paycheck at the end of the month though, simply for being there.

Thank you all for coming to my TED Talk.