How Is That My Fault?

No, that’s not what happened. What happened was you said you were going to your parents’ house to drop off the kids for a sleep over and then pick up some things from Target. I said I wanted to finish the bathroom project I started so I was going to head to Lowes. And you said there’s a Home Depot on the way to your folks' house, so can I drop off the kids then get what I needed at Home Depot. And I said I wanted to use the Lowes gift card my brother gave me for my birthday. And you said but gift cards don’t expire. And I said I know gift cards don’t expire but why spend money at Home Depot when it won’t cost anything from Lowes. Plus, Target is closer to your folks than Home Depot. And you said I know but if you drop off the kids, I’ll be able to swing by Target and be back before my yoga class. And I said if I take the kids, we’ll be driving two cars in the same direction, and I thought your yoga class was Saturday morning at 9. And you said it has never started at 9, it’s always started at 10. And I said then why do you leave the house at 8:30? And you said because you meet up with Shari at Starbucks so you two can decompress before going to class. And I said I thought yoga class was designed for decompressing? And you didn’t say anything. And I said I don’t get how going to Target tonight will affect making your yoga class tomorrow. And you still didn’t answer me, so I asked are you alright? And you said yes, you’re fine. Go to Lowes. And I said are you sure. And you said whatever. And I said I love you and you must not have heard me because you didn’t say it back. And when I got to Lowes, I realized I forgot my gift card because I got sidetracked by our conversation. And now I’m sorry I didn’t drop the kids off because you’re blaming me for your Saturday yoga class getting cancelled.