Losing it!

Where did I put my friggen teeth?

Maybe it's in the cushions of the couch.

What the heck is that?

Licorice!

Now how am I suppose to enjoy that!

Where did I have them last?!

Why am I asking myself that question?!

I'm such a senile hippocrate!

I was biting on some corn on the cob.

Which i threw in the garbage!!

Shit it's Friday!

The garbage went out yesterday!

It's strange,when I lose something,I tend to find something more important.

And I forget what I'm looking for.

Is that old age?!

Or,am I actually getting wiser.

To the fact I'm losing my memory!

Might as well suck on this piece of licorice for a while!

Phone rings.

Hello!

What!

That's amazing how did you know that?!

Is this 675-8796!

What kind of question is that?

Now that guy really got a problem with his memory!

He just dialed my friggin number,and now he can't remember it!

My licorice!!

Where was i last!

Oh yeah,the licorice taste so bad,I threw it in the trash!

I think i feel it!

Wait,what's that next to it

My teeth!!

See i told ya.

Lose something,find something more important!

Now,I can really enjoy that piece of licorice!