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What you don't know can kill you
"The most important thing about a person is always the thing you don't know." (Barbara Kingsolver, "The Lacuna") Prose, please.
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Huckleberry_Hoo

Such a Nice Girl!

He thought she was cute. And his mom liked her... so? Why not ask her out?

She thought he was cute, so she asked around for his name. Then she used Linked-In to find out where he worked. Then she tricked the receptionist out of his address. She followed him from that address to the gym, which she immediately joined and eaves-dropped from the machine across from his until she got his sister’s name, whom she sought out and befriended. From the sister she got their mother’s workplace, where she made an appointment to get her hair done.

Because if his mom likes her, then she must be all right!

Right?

Right???