Dumb Time Machine

"We should go to that steak restaurant my parents used to take me to. I want to eat their buttered rolls again."

"No, I want to go back to that time when Missy Calhoun made fun of me in ninth grade algebra because my fly was down."

"That's so stupid, let's go back to the 80s so we can watch the premiere of The Simpsons."

"That show sucks, let's go back to 2008 and watch the premiere of Breaking Bad."

"But we already know what's going to happen. Should we try to kill Hitler?"

"No, that could set off some kind of butterfly effect scenario. What if we just go back to last Wednesday when that person stole your parking space at the grocery store? This time, we can stick donuts to their hood or something."

"Maybe we should go back to warn people about AI?"

"I don't think it will make any difference."