Go Away

Fucking birds! Fucking Canada Geese! Every time I go to the library, which is quite often, some goose shits on my car. This only happens at the library. Why? I park at the post office one half mile away with no issues. I don't know if you have ever seen seen a goose poop but it is huge! Then I have to spend $12 at the car wash to clean it off. Go home! You are supposed to be in Canada. And you people - stop feeding them and they will go away.

*thank you mishmash for sparking my brain.