PostsChallengesPortalsAuthorsBooks
Sign Up
Log In
Posts
Challenges
Portals
Authors
Books
beta
Sign Up
Search
Challenge
The Life of the Potted Plant
Poetry or Prose
Profile avatar image for DuST72
DuST72 in Stream of Consciousness

Hybrid Swiss Cheese.

Why do you do all your thinking on a treadmill?

How do you know that?

The note pad and pen,duh.

No wonder your ideas don't get anywhere.

You come into the boardroom sweating with a towel around your neck.

Whats up with that?

I'm perspiring ideas.

I get my heart rate at a certain pace,then i slow it down,and all these moments of clarity come to me.

You're ideas stink,and so do you.

Why don't you get a shower before you sit with us at the table!

Speaking of perspiring ideas!

The life of a potted plant!

Do you think there's an audience for that?!

Is this a autobiography of you?

What do you mean?

What I mean is that a potted plant is a plant that just takes up space,just like yourself.

Actually you remind me of a potted plant.

You sit next to the window all day staring outside!

Why are you pouring water over your self?!

It's hot in here.Too much heats not good!

Where are you going?

Why are you going under your desk!?

I need shade!

Oh my god!

Do you see what's happening here?

You're turning into an actual friggin potted plant!

That's why when I walked in your office the other day you were spraying your self!

I thought it was deodorant!

But I know it wasn't deodorant because like I said before you stink!

Why are you slapping your face!?

Don't tell me you have bugs?

What do you mean?

The other day Dave passed me in the hall way and he said you smelled off.

And i thought,you always smells off.

Then it came to me,Dave said you smelled like Off.

Take your clothes off!

I'm hot enough as it is!

That's not what I mean!

I want to check you for bites.

Give me your clothes.

Why do you have holes in the bottom of your shoes?

And your socks are soaked!

This is very serious!

I have no other choice but to!

But to what!?

I know a person who can help us.

Come on! Get in the car!

Why are you going into that parking lot?

Composting Facility!!!

To be continued.