funnies

Wife enters the kitchen and sees half of the Oreo cake husband left for her…

“He’s such a baby. You’re a baby! You are such a little BABY!” she says, smiling adoringly and thinking of him fondly as she puts the cake off to the side; only to discover the bowl from last night’s dinner sitting on the counter—dried and encrusted with the residue of last night’s leftover chicken alfredo pasta.

Same wife…

“He just can’t do it, can he? He just can’t do it to save his FUCKING life! Just put the bowl in the FUCKING water and soak your MOTHERFUCKIN’ DISHES!”