romanticization

i hate my best friend's boyfriend

like i don't really know him on a deep level

but i hate him

he was just whatever for a while

he seems boring

really boring

vanilla through and through

and shes so funny

so exciting

so hot fudge brownie mint chip with whipped cream and a cherry on top

like he was just a brick placed on her back

dragging her to drown

i figured it was an opposites-attract thing

if she was happy i would keep my two sense to myself

then he made her cry

he lied

he's her first boyfriend

she was so excited

he told her she was his first relationship

maybe he wanted her to feel safer

maybe he wanted to relate to her better

but he lied

and lemme tell you she found out

these shitty sophomores told her

gloating

called her a whore

and they broke up

for like a month

then i had to hear his name

over and over again

back together

and i had my doubts

my mother says

fool me once shame on you

fool me twice shame on me

i don't go near liars

i don't let people make my friends cry

you ever watch someone drop a glass mug?

you know its going to shatter

but its already on its way to the floor

there's nothing to do

but watch it break

she's my best friend

and now she's so boring

like him

she literally can't talk about anything

and she just acts like him

and thats a bad thing lemme tell you that

she deserves so much better

he literally never talks about her

and she exclusively hangs out with his friends

but none of us have really ever met him

he abandons her for his friends at the drop of a hat

but she puts him above everyone and everything

they're the kind of couple

where everyone knows shes settling

and ask

how he got her

not to be shallow

but hes ugly too

hes dumb too

not like cute adorable dumb

like dumb where you want to slap him

he asked me what lice was yesterday

keep in mind

he treats her a far throw from good

like he doesn't care

he doesn't care about anything she likes

how could anyone not care when she cares so much

shes the kind of person who goes 110

she doesn't halfass on people she cares about

shes the kind of person to go get your favorite candy on a whim because you mentioned it in passing once

shes the kind of person to throw herself into your problems

she won't cuss anyone out but she'll give you advice to handle it adequately

shell guarantee you that a boy who has no interest in you

'wants you so bad'

she doesn't even know the word jealousy

she genuinely wants you to be happy

but she told me she thinks they're getting married

but everyone knows she's too good for him

everyone

i know it makes me a bad person

but i hope he fucks up

so she'll break up with him

i mean she's happier in a relationship

but he sucks

like genuinely sucks so much

i think she likes the idea of him

a boyfriend

not him as a boyfriend

maybe i don't 'get the hype'

but he just isn't great

and she deserves so much more

than a guy who doesn't care