On the list of things I’d like to forget...

"I want to worship your body on my knees."

I was fifteen and confused. Then almost immediately I got a follow-up text.

"Oops! Delete that last text, Jake! I was texting you and dad at the same time. Sorry about that, love. What I was going to say is I'll pick you up from Mattie's tomorrow morning at nine. Have fun!"

I guess it was nice to know that they still liked each other after 20 years of marriage...in a 'things I really never wanted to know' sort of way.