I fell in love with a landmine

well what can I say

she was an armour plated girl,

with the snarl of a caterpillar

eating the leaves of your will,

she was volatile and irruptive

surreptitious and plainly vane,

she was erstwhile and consumptive

and stupendously insane,

christ...I've fell in love with a landmine

I'd better watch where my feet walk,

I could get blown to smitherines

while she bestows on me her silky talk,