Feeling Like an...

The day I found an abandoned pin the tail, changed my world view. I didn't know then what it was. I brought the thing to the kitchen table where the family happened to assemble.

I says: "what's this?"

"It's a game."

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"Like blind-man's-bluff."

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"Except with not with moving target."

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"ugh like this!"

Demonstration, hand over eyes, pinning the thing to my butt.