Confidence

I put my best foot forward,

And fell sharply off the cliff,

I'm so extremely cool,

That my joints are frozen stiff.

I always get back on the horse,

Which my hefty weight collapses,

I have a bulging, genius brain,

Missing a few too many synapses.

I dance like no one is watching,

To the beat of my own drum,

But uncoordinated shuffling,

Has left limbs sore and numb,

I carpe each and every diem,

As though it were my last,

Which explains my temporal anxiety,

As the clock is ticking fast!