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Houzenga

Not Me

Could be worse y'all. Could be a whole lot fuckin worse. When I look at all the crazy shit in the world that's what I think. But ya know what? It could be a whole lot better too. And that's what I'm aiming for. Life is a cocky motherfucker. Always thinks he can show up to my party and piss in my Cheerios. Always thinks he can kick em when they're down. When these things happen I always have to have a serious little talk with the punk bitch. I say "look here buddy. This is mine. I understand what you're trying to do and why - everyone gets a little hooked on drama - but you're not going to hang me up. Why? Cus I'm strong and I fight hard and I win. Take your bullshit and leave. I don't want you here." It's funny though Cus he always comes back every couple months - thinks he's learned a new trick or two I haven't seen. It's always the same though. I can see right through and I keep doin what I do. Life is broken. Not me.