Sprung

“Surprise!” Patty said, waving the wand at Brian.

“What? This is kind of sudden, don't you think?”

“Sudden? We've talked about having kids…”

“Some day!”

“Some day has arrived.”

“Look, you kind of sprung this on me. We're not ready. You really want to raise a kid here?” Brian said, indicating their one bedroom.

“We can get a bigger apartment…”

“You got a raise? Hidden savings?”

“We can spend less, save more.”

“Not interested. You should look for a new place.”

“That's it?”

“This isn't working.”

“Are you kidding me?”

“Were you joking about having a baby?”

“No.”

“Me either.”