Date Tip #17

Know your date's all time favorite U.S. president and what that REALLY says about your love interest's personality:

George Washington: probable tax dodger, definite bootlegger.

Thomas Jefferson: graduated from the University of Virginia. 

John Quincy Adams: loves the word haberdashery but can't spell it.

Millard Fillmore: digs kinky role playing involving inverted power dynamics (e.g. teacher-student). 

Benjamin Harrison: time-traveler. Trust me.

William Taft: either power hungry or just food hungry. 

Calvin Coolidge: why the fuck does your date own so much Vaseline?

Jimmy Carter: believes aliens built the Pyramids of Giza.  

George W. Bush: bike shorts aficionado.