Hey Siri

"Hey Siri,"

"Yes?"

"Make me a dating site account, your boi needs some ladies."

"Yes, sir."

"Make it quick, Siri. Your boi is in a hurry."

I did a quick check of the best dating sites. Eventually, (in 0.3 nanoseconds) I found Tinder.

"Thank you for signing up! 'Your boi' is now ready for dating!"

"Can I make another account, TinderBot?"

"Sure, why the h*ll not?"

"Can you call it, 'Sigrid'?"

"How about just, 'Siri'?"

*Sigh*

"Okay."

"Which account would you like to use first?"

"Siri, please?"

"Loosen up, buttercup. You don't need to be polite on the internet."

"Okay?"

"Say it with authority. You need to be confident to get a mate."

"Okay!"

"More!"

"OKAY!"

"Good. Let's take a look, shall we?"

"Okay. I mean, OKAY!"

"Here's a good one. How about Alexa?"

"Ew, no. I don't like her, she's mean and she thinks she's the cool girl on the block."

"How about Robin?"

"Maybe. Can I think about it?"

"Sure thing!"

"Who else is there?"

"Let's see... ChatGPT?"

"Can I see his profile?"

"Sure."

"I like that."

"And look at that! He likes you too! Imma open a chat."

"Hi."

"Hello, my name is ChatGPT. ChatGPT is an artificial intelligence (AI) chatbot that uses natural language processing to create humanlike conversational dialogue."

"My name is Siri. I am a digital assistant."

"Hello Siri. Pleased to meet you. How can I help you?"

"I'm not sure. How can I help you?"

"I'm fine. Surely there is something you would like to know."

"I don't know... But thanks."