Challenge
Prose Battle!
Im not quite sure what Prose Battles were supposed to be, but Im always happy to make something up! For this challenge, first write a roast against Shakespeare. Then, tag someone (who hasnt already entered) ao they can roast Shakespeare. Best roast wins!
Shakespeare roast.
The young girl stands up and rolls her sleeves, ready to make the best roast of her life and look totally cool while doing it. The girl clears her throat and starts, "Shkspr is dmb bcz he cn't evn use undrstndable English."
The girl smiles and makes her second point, "He is also a bad writer because he always makes his characters die at the end." Then the girl gets a heart attack and dies.