The New Hampshire Primary

It was a dark and sultry night

Paper-thin and sort of slimy

Populated by the unclean

Spreading oratory disease and vitriol

But living free and dying, the same.

What can you do for me?

Prompts the dark, sultry, paper-thin, slimy

Answers in the choosers' minds

Who brave the cold and stormy night

The dark and sultry and sort of slimy.

Too old! Too chaotic! Too dictatorial!

Too swampy! Too immigratory! Too woke!

Too irrelevant, too polyannish, too wishful.

Too phony — Two phony.

The readouts, not-insane, write-in-"Sanity."