All the things I’d do

A bullet to my head

though it would never work

tell humans I'm a demon

though what would that do?

Or maybe change my face

so I'm not attractive

fake my death!

wait that's something no one would believe

read all the divorce papers

that you could disappear

the family will all scoff at me

and my "humanity"

maybe I will eat you

like Zeus! from long ago

but that would never do

for you can't turn that small

I could destroy my brain

with all of this thinking

oh all the things i'd do

just for me to leave