Fine Print and Asterisks: Forbidden Relativity

Forebode the forbidden

And the roads overridden

When backbreaking trysts

Risk spinal discs

Fine print's for the old

Not the young and the bold

'Cause actuation ain't wrote

Via annotated footnotes

Eat yourself selfish

Despite allergic shellfish

Do what you want

And delight in the brunt

You'll did till you din't

Then you'll see the fine prin't

Tread in new membership

Following disclaimers of asterisk

When the tally is toted

Your injuries are noted

Science pays the best prices

For the bodies left them sans vices