The fine print

I was alone, but I could feel somebody staring at me. Who was here with me?It was my day off. My four year old was at school, my husband was at work, and I was alone. The lights started to flicker, even though it was the middle of the day. I saw shadows of faces, and yes, they scared the hell out of me. I started to rise, and levitate in mid air. What was going on? I was a new witch, but they didn't warn me about this. They didn't warn me that spirits could consume my entire body. I started praying, but they didn't like that. NO, they gave me scratches on my arms, and goose bumps down my legs. I didn't like where this was going at all, I didn't like this one bit.

I guess all I can say is that I should have read the fine print.