ACTUAL LIFE ACTIVATOR©

Do you ever get the nagging feeling that reality should be constructed with firmer stuff?...

Are your best laid plans often coming up short signifying a total lack of control?...

Does it seem more and more probable that there might be a glitch in the Matrix, and haven't you seen that same banana colored car drive by you twelve times now in the span of ten minutes???...

...Sounds like you could use a dab of 'ACTUAL LIFE ACTIVATOR'!...

It's new...it's scented...and now it's not just for Men, Women, and Trans, but non entities as well with it's special bonus attachments that create the likeness of being flesh and blood like everyone else, and not just an interloping parasite of the living!

...ACTUAL LIFE ACTIVATOR!...

If life's gone flimsy, or

lumpy as a bowl of cold oatmeal

Get a life, and reach for ACTUAL LIFE ACTIVATOR!...

It will tickle your senses, and put your finger back on the pulse

Of what's valid, and swell...And that's not just a sell

That's ACTUAL LIFE in a bottle; so throw on the throttle, and embrace the aroma

Of ACTUAL LIFE ACTIVATOR!...

This Message brought to you by The Severance of Earthly Ties Corporation.