Look...

Let's be perfectly honest...

Do you really think you can give humans the power of free will

And not expect this to happen?

I mean, look...

You made me, right?

How...in the name of you

Could this not be your fault?

If I build a car, and the car breaks down after the first mile

Is it the car's fault?

I made the damn thing!

You made me, SPECIFICALLY with the fatal flaw of imperfection

PLUS free will.

Honestly I'd say that's criminal negligence

It's almost as if you planned this to happen

You're almost as bad as those mothers who keep their children sick to get attention.

Is that what I am to you?

Did you make us just so you can play the victim card to all your friends like..

"Oh poor me...look, the humans have committed another genocide!"

Man...honestly just pay me now

We can settle this between us

How much cash do you have on you?