Jesus took the wheel

Excuse me, are you blind? God help us! You have just bumped into me sir, do you have anything to say for yourself, hey? Hello, are you okay? Yes i am almighty, excuse me i mean alrighty-oh. I must apologize for my negligence. See i was trying to teach my young son, how to take the wheel. Oh okay, umm he seems a little old for his father to teach him to drive and is he like a costume actor or somethin'? No he is not, why do you ask? Oh nothing just you don't often see a 30-year-old man, with long hair, a thorn crown and beautiful brown skin with a thin white cloth for clothing. My son is how can i say excentric, but i love him, Oh Holy Ghost we are late for a meeting. I am sorry Jenna but i have to get going. Um sure but wait how do you know my name? Can you just uhh give me your insurance details, please? God bless you, young soul, i shall pray for you. Pray for me what %$#@ .Hey sir!Stop, don't you dare get in...your car. Where did he go? The car was there a moment ago. Okay that was was strange, Shit it's 10 am. I am in so much shite. Jesus take the wheel! AHHHH! My car, my car... SOMEONE IS TAKING MY CAR!

So what you are telling me is Jesus stole your car and God pulled a hit-and-run on you

after he rear ended you on the N2 ,okay. Jenna you can just say you were late because you were lazy, now you just seem crazy. Sir that's not, ughhh, Jesus @#$#$.