Banned

"You know, this one was actually quite a good read."

"Hush, Hugh! You want the chancellor to hear you?! Jameson, you're not going to say anything?!" spat Bryant.

"Settle, you two. Here's a light. Pile's starting to fizzle out and we've got a truckload to work through by midnight. And take it easy, Bryant. Chancellor's barely heard his own farts in seven years. Chamber bombing nearly took him out. Not that he wasn't already one foot in the grave. Man's a relic. Don't know how the council still lets him pass laws. Say, Sam! Bring another cart up this way."

"Sure thing, boss. Got a few bins of some real weird stuff I've been waitin' to send up. Couple of the guys call 'em fan-fictionals? Somethin' like that. Sure gives me the willies."