The beauty of siri

You want humour.

Not happening today.

I'm an independent person.

I've got stuff to do ya know.

Wait just a sec.

5 smackers.

I'm in.

So first step, what is humour? Hey siri, give me a definition of humour. The quality of being amusing or comic? Ehh.

Hey siri, So how can I sum up my humour? 3 seconds later . . . okay I found this on the web for "how can I sum up my humour" check it out. Do you need anything else? NO SIRI NOTHING ELSE!

Ten tips to improve my humour. Siri, you mindless thing. BTW Alexa's way better than you. Git.

Thanks for making me lose 5 whole smackers.

The next day

ALEXA JUST GO AWAY! Siri's so much better. Thank god Adam Cheyer became an engineer.