Ode to a Penis

Penis, penis, o penis so fine,

Penis, o penis, I'm so glad that you're mine!

Rock hard and throbbing or limp like a noodle,

You make me slobber and shake like a poodle.

Penis so wonderful in my mouth and tongue,

I look at you and think, "Holy shit, he's hung!"

Just thick enough and not too long

I love you so dearly, you fabulous schlong.

Boner, penis, dick, rod, or cock,

Whatever you call it, my world it does rock.

The thought of losing you brings tears to my eyes,

And I thank God daily that you're circumsized.

So here ends my poem and here I will stop,

With a sigh of relief that you're not a top.