Take Two & Don’t Phone Me

Are you struggling to find the right words to say? Do you have a tough time discerning connotation or denotation? Diction can be taxing – never mind grammar and syntax. With R.E. Feiner, it’s easy! R.E. will let you know when you’re not making any damn sense. It’s like your own personal human thesaurus and Chat GPT in one, without the worry that AI might all kill us one day!

With just three installments of $30,000 per year, you can finally communicate everything you’re thinking and get the understanding you deserve.

Disclaimer: R.E. is not for everyone. You should not take R.E. if you plan to be obnoxiously aggressive or ignorant. If taken incorrectly, side effects are a guarantee.

Side effects may include:

• nausea

• depression

• anxiety

• incontinence

• headaches

• loss of appetite

• drowsiness

• paranoia

• infertility

• night terrors

• dissociation

• bankruptcy

• hair loss

• burnout

• bibliophilia

• disillusionment

• neck/butt pain

• sensory overload

• feelings of rejection

• constant defensiveness

• selective hearing

• excessive eye-rolling

• anger management issues

• difficulty concentrating

• ecological or economic concern

• a sudden desire to abandon reality to live in nature

If you experience any of these side effects, you may want to stop using R.E. and consult with a licensed professional immediately.

Try R.E. Feiner today to see if it’s right for you. If you don’t like it, you may be entitled to compensation (probably not though).

Say what you mean and mean what you say, or you’ll never hear the end of it! – R.E. Feiner