The Day The Earth Stood Chill

Fuck yeah I want fries with that

And if you short me on the ketchup

I’m gonna have to bust a cap

It’s gangsta gangsta

Cruisin low in my Prius

Driving slower with my ma

Just to show I’m courteous

Pull up to the senior home

Yeah ma this is where you go

Time to mingle play some bingo

And the quartet will sing that

Motherfuckin jingle

Alright ma I’m gonna bounce

Have fun I’m off to grab an ounce

Then I’ll go to the tire shop

Gotta damn slow leak to stop

No sir I don’t have cash

Gonna have to pay with the debit

And I got a mess on my dash

I’m hoping you’d kindly scrub a dub it

Fuck no I ain’t givin you a tip

You already overcharge

A rip off that’s large

And all I can say is I’m done okay

With this rhyming day

DJD

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06-17-16