The Two-ply Vigilante

If I have one superpower in this world, it is undoing the tiny evil that has permeated the fabric of proper society.

Please understand, if I am at your place of residence and I notice you have committed this particular abomination, I am morally obligated to take action.

It must be done. I have no choice but to neutralize this threat to humanity.

I must flip your toilet paper roll back to its proper position.

Never under. Always over.

My work here is done.