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Challenge of the Week CCXXIII
Write a story about the most unsavory job you've had. Get dirty, get mean... Winner is decided by likes, and a cool 25 bucks is on the line. Go...
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DylanLuke

World’s greatest title

What was world's greatest title?

to be an engineer or to be a doctor?

To me, it was a farmer,

a disgusting young job I used to have.

Bees were all around the place

There wasn't one bit I liked about that place

Farmer John's milk had already rotten.

I was just picking up piles of shit and feeding them cows

Rotten old cows.

I had already sworn never to drink milk in my life when I had so much rotten milk

Mum then used to pick me up, and I'd use to have the best shower ever

the worst job I ever had, something I memorised...