If not for bitten fruit

Ninety-nine nervous NASA nincompoops. Took it down and passed it around. Dumbfounded the integrity of the specimen was still sound.

A Granny Smith has traveled thru space as none before. At the speed of light. But wait there‘s more. Though no stranger to wormholes. I doubt upon further inspection we will attribute the bite that’s been taking out of the Apple to such a spineless creature.

Come to find out thru dental examination and DNA samples. That the bite out of the apple was taken by a extremely healthy young adult female human being. Putting an end to rumors Steve Jobs was talking to us from the other side.