I Tried to Break the Law Today

I tried to break the law today.

I got my lisence last Thursday. I answered as lawfully as I could.

I registered to vote, even though I'm too young.

I signed up to volunteer at the polls. I'll be a good citizen.

I even hesitated when they asked if I was mentally unstable, because I wanted to make sure I answered correctly.

So today I was pulling out of a parking space.

Barely any cars around.

I did a move I shouldn't have.

I hit somebody's car.